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ABSURD!
Opening
Absurdity
Galloping
rhino’s fleeing the queen while the king eats his strawberry sweet dream
Is
that a frog you’re erasing dear Master? It must have been drinking a wheel.
Algebra
Quote
of the Day
“To
stay or to go, it amounted to the same thing.”
(Albert Camus, The Stranger)
(Albert Camus, The Stranger)
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
A
British woman says her life has been destroyed after her chair collapsed at
work forcing her to fall and hit her head. As a result of the accident she now has
long-term sight, mobility, and memory problems
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
To Captain A Ship That Has Lost A Mast And Nachos
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
What’s
the meaning of the meaning of the meaning?
Things
You Will Probably Never Hear In 2019…
“Gertrude
rocks a purple petticoat!”
The
Meaning of Life?
Galloping
Reindeer Shoes
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Dear
Sedrald, do my pantyhose look big in the Summer?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
57%
of people in 25% of Europe wear lyrca to bed
From
the Film Napoleon Dynamite…
“Napoleon,
don’t be jealous ’cause I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides,
we both know that I’m training to become a cage fighter.” (Kip speaking to
Napoleon)
“You’ll
make your life so much more meaningful if you skateboard naked to work”
Something
to Wear
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Hop
on one leg from one side of a shopping mall to the other
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
NO
SIGN
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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