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Absurd: Subvert the Norms of Daily Existence!
Opening
Absurdity
The
French contortionist wore Budweiser shoes as she lifted her dreams to anvils.
They didn’t
Buy
Now or Nothingness will spray you in the face!
Quote
of the Day
“Imagination was given to man to
compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he
is.” (Francis Bacon)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
The
woman in the mirror is not the one who looks out
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
Recently, a hoax went horribly wrong for an
Indian man flying business class when he was sentenced to life in jail and
ordered to pay $720,000 which is to be distributed to all who were on the flight.
Allegedly he wrote the following note which was left in the toilet of the
aircraft:
Flight No. 9W 339 is covered by hijackers and
aircraft should not be land and flown straight to POK
A life changing 19 words…
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
To Be A Non-Stoic
The
Meaning of Life?
Wah
gort abcdefg - + “’> < :
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Where
did you hide all the hallelujah posters depicting your mum and mom?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
Only
2.3% of people think that they are real
From
The Great Woman Leonora Carrington…
Wouldn't
it be wonderful if I won a helicopter in a crossword puzzle competition? There
is not much hope though I am afraid, as they never give such practical prizes.
(From
the book, The Hearing Trumpet)
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said
“These
are my first and final words, or letters to be precise: F U”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Walk
around your neighbourhood dressed up in a costume which you would not usually
wear. For example, a superhero suit (unless you wear this most days)
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
STOP
BEING
PRODUCTIVE
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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