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Go Absurd: Subvert the Norms of Daily Existence!

Opening Absurdity

The French contortionist wore Budweiser shoes as she lifted her dreams to anvils. They didn’t

Buy Now or Nothingness will spray you in the face!

Quote of the Day

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.” (Francis Bacon)


A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said

The woman in the mirror is not the one who looks out

A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…

Recently, a hoax went horribly wrong for an Indian man flying business class when he was sentenced to life in jail and ordered to pay $720,000 which is to be distributed to all who were on the flight. Allegedly he wrote the following note which was left in the toilet of the aircraft:
Flight No. 9W 339 is covered by hijackers and aircraft should not be land and flown straight to POK
A life changing 19 words…

Book Title You Will Probably Never See…

How To Be A Non-Stoic

The Meaning of Life?

Wah gort abcdefg - + “’> < :

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“Where did you hide all the hallelujah posters depicting your mum and mom?” 

A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…

Only 2.3% of people think that they are real

From The Great Woman Leonora Carrington

Wouldn't it be wonderful if I won a helicopter in a crossword puzzle competition? There is not much hope though I am afraid, as they never give such practical prizes.
(From the book, The Hearing Trumpet)

Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said


“These are my first and final words, or letters to be precise: F U”

Go Absurd! Exercise:

Walk around your neighbourhood dressed up in a costume which you would not usually wear. For example, a superhero suit (unless you wear this most days)

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…


STOP
BEING
PRODUCTIVE

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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