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When
the world gets too serious throw absurdity and nonsense into its face. Go
Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
Absurd
magicians make the world go round. Or triangle (That was lame). (and writing that
was lame) (and writing that was lame) (and writing that was lame)
(and
Quote
of the Day
“Let’s
absurdify life from east to west”
(Fernando
Pessoa)
Interesting
Passage
Long
before Cage’s 4’33”, a musical piece in which nothing was played,
Shinto shrines were said to offer “silent concerts,” in which wind instruments
and strings assembled, and not a note was delivered.
(From,
A Beginner’s Guide to Japan by Pico Iyer)
A
Possibly Wise Saying That May Have Been Said
The
best plans contain nothing
Or
The
best plans contain no plan
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
An
Australian woman couldn’t talk for 12 years because, unbeknown to her, she
had a coin stuck between her vocal chords
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
To Have Sex While Naked
The
Meaning of Life?
Suffering
from suffering
Said
No One in Power, Directly, Probably Ever….
“We
need to set up more charities for rich people”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
99%
of all people in the world are virgins
From
The Great Man Kurt Cobain…
Underneath
the bridge
The
tarp has sprung a leak
And
the animals I've trapped
Have
all become my pets
And
I'm living off of grass
And
the drippings from the ceiling
It's
okay to eat fish
'Cause
they don't have any feelings
(From
the song, Something In The Way)
“Let’s
try that again!”
Modern
Wank
We
only want excellent communicators passionate about people and customer service…
(or
some variant of that, seen daily in job advertisements)
Something
to Wear
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Not
absurd but will probably be viewed as absurd or strange by many people…
Instead
of giving the usual handshake or hug for a greeting, bow like the Japanese do
for a day (unless you live in Japan. If that is the case give the absurd Western
greeting of a handshake or a hug instead)
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
BEWARE:
MONUMENTOUS
IDIOTS
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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