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Don’t Absurd Me! Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
“That’s
a nice Nigerian petticoat you have there. Did you buy it from Uruguay?”
Quote
of the Day
“Why,
look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” (Groucho
Marx)
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
A
Florida man has accidentally shot and killed his son-in-law after mistaking him
for an intruder. The son-in law had flown 4,500 miles from Norway to surprise
his Father-in-law for his 61st birthday
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That May Have Been Said…
There
are two kinds of people in the world: Those who speak, and those who talk
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
To Conduct A Job Interview While Engaging In Coitus
The
Meaning of Life?
Coitus
and Intercourse at the same time
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Daddy
would look good in a sunken, deconstructed, nightingale dress”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
33.3%
of people globally have drunk water in the last eight days
From
The Great Woman Leonora Carrington…
“It
is impossible to understand how millions and millions of people all obey a
sickly collection of gentlemen that call themselves 'Government!' The word, I
expect, frightens people. It is a form of planetary hypnosis, and very
unhealthy."
"It has been going on for years," I said. "And it only occurred to relatively few to disobey and make what they call revolutions. If they won their revolutions, which they occasionally did, they made more governments, sometimes more cruel and stupid than the last."
"Men are very difficult to understand," said Carmella. "Let's hope they all freeze to death. I am sure it would be very pleasant and healthy for human beings to have no authority whatever. They would have to think for themselves, instead of always being told what to do and think by advertisements, cinemas, policemen, and parliaments.”
(From The Book, The Hearing Trumpet)
"It has been going on for years," I said. "And it only occurred to relatively few to disobey and make what they call revolutions. If they won their revolutions, which they occasionally did, they made more governments, sometimes more cruel and stupid than the last."
"Men are very difficult to understand," said Carmella. "Let's hope they all freeze to death. I am sure it would be very pleasant and healthy for human beings to have no authority whatever. They would have to think for themselves, instead of always being told what to do and think by advertisements, cinemas, policemen, and parliaments.”
(From The Book, The Hearing Trumpet)
Deathbed Final Words That May Have Been
Said…
“Is
now a good time to take up golf?”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Walk
around a busy public place for 5 minutes holding up a sign that says, WHY?
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
PULL
ME
OFF
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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