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Have
an infected toenail? An infected life is much worse. Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
the
small dick convention
BIG DICKS NEED ONLY APPLY
I
wanted to be a prom queen but instead I became a butter-spread king promoting
key brands like a candle
Quote
of the Day
“Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no
less wise, to balance it” (George Santayana)
An
Absurd World…
A
£5,300-a-ticket cruise has turned into a nightmare for many passengers with
reports of overflowing toilets, stale food, and key destinations being missed
causing passengers to chant for a refund. Many disembarked in Belfast, after
the ship docked there instead of the promised Iceland, and ended up making
their own way back to London
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That May Have Been Said
There
are two kinds of people in the world:
Those
who are alive
and
Those
who are dead
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Being
A Parent To A Newborn At Age Ninety: A Definitive Guide
“Was
there a lightbulb moment when you thought F*** the lightbulb?”
The
Meaning of Life?
Why?
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“It’s
a nice day to bang your head against a pink table while getting published in a prestigious
peer-reviewed academic journal that only accepts submissions with a photo of
you and you and you with ice-cream in your hands”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
5.222%
of people globally have a surname
From
The Great Men Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic…
With
the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey
(From
the Song, Smells Like Teen Spirit)
“I
was only just starting to warm up!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Say
sincerely and clearly to the first ten people you see or walk past, “Hi. How
Aren't You?”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
NO
NEED
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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