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Go Absurd Number 30


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Sick of this pointless sponsor’s message that has been apostrophe free 24 times previously? Go Absurd! Go Absurder! GO ABSURD!

Opening Absurdity

1.     Eat money with soap – it tastes worser, ya know!? I wish I could have thought of that line mr and mrs lala!

2.     Code Red is just Code Blue in disguise

3.     Wake up, costume up, and put on my martyr shoes

Quote of the Day

“Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. By true I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies and in the end, isn't that the truth?
The answer is no.”
(Leonard Nimoy)

A Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Saying…

The best thing about life is death

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…


UNPROUD
OF
YOU

A Cruel and Absurd World…

A fight over a chip has left a 29-year old Brazilian man dead, after he was punched in the face and fell to the ground, hitting his head on the concrete. The man was on holiday in Australia on the Gold Coast

Book Title You Will Probably Never See…

How To Make An Imbecile Not Love You

Random Observation

The only difference between reality and realty is an i

The Meaning of Life?

Living Life To The Emptiest

Is There Such A Thing? Or Have I Invented A New Craze?

Japanese Dance Poems

From The Great Man Fernando Pessoa

If life has given us no more than a prison cell, let’s at least decorate it, even if only with the shadows of our dreams, their colourful lines engraving our oblivion on the statically enclosing walls.
(From the Book, The Book of Disquiet)


“I knew I shouldn’t have worn that suit”

Go Absurd! Exercise:

Lie face down on a public park bench and with your arms pretend you are swimming for a minute or two

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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