Go Absurd Number 31

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Opening Absurdity

You don’t levitate the purple dawn while trying to be a part-time loser not earning a PhD in PhD’s! I said full-time!

Dada Psh Psh Psh Wee!

Quote of the Day

“Unlike pleasures, pains do not lead to satiety. There is no blasé leper.”

(Emil Cioran)

A Possibly Wise Saying That May Be Said One Day…

The wise don’t burn any candles

A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…

Three workers from a North Carolina nursing home have been arrested over allegations they ran an underground fight club with dementia patients who they encouraged and egged on to fight each other while they filmed

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/juliareinstein/dementia-nursing-home-fight-club-three-arrested-danby-house

Book Title You Will Probably Never See…

The Art of Beekeeping and Book Keeping While Intoxicated and Naked

Tagline To A Mainstream Competition You Will Unlikely Ever See…

…and the winner will receive a year’s supply of Porn!

The Meaning of Life?

Going Down and Up

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“That’s a nice job title and an even nicer job description. Care to share?”

From The Great Woman Leonora Carrington…

With shrieks of adoration it flung itself on human breasts, 'to crush you, to suck your life away. I cannot drag my own weight over the crust of the earth so you must carry me on your back so that in time you will be crippled with my weight.' These words are in every heart in the mating season.
( From The Book, The Stone Door)

Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said

“Damn I have a big cock, I mean rooster!”

Modern Wank

You deserve a diploma in diplomacy!

Something to Wear

https://teespring.com/i-am-un

Go Absurd! Exercise:

Complete a cartwheel or two in the middle of a busy shopping mall

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…

LIFE

EMPTY

(like my bowels)

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

Comments

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