Sponsor’s
Message
Save
Lives and Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
The
pornographic ambassador to Africa said:
“We need to grow. We need more
intercourse between nations”
The
only reason I’m still living is because I retired from life in 1973
Quote
of the Day
“The
person who lives without folly is not as wise as he thinks”
(La
Rochefoucauld)
An
Absurd World…
A
plastic bottle with a secret camera hidden inside has been discovered by a
female beachgoer at a Sydney beach. Having watched a man place the plastic
water bottle directly behind her, she initially picked up the bottle to throw
it in the bin, annoyed that the man had so blatantly littered. It was then she
discovered his real intentions after spotting the camera and soon after the man
running from the scene. Soon after she went to the police and uploaded the
images and footage to her Facebook page to warn others.
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Saying, That May One Day Be Said
Hide
your name in the dark, the light is deceptive
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Beekeeping
and Sexual Intercourse: How To Do Both Simultaneously!
The
Meaning of Life?
Beekeeping
Deathbed Final
Words That May Have Been Said
“I
probably should have gone left instead of right”
Something
to Wear
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Jump
into a public pool yelling, “I’m the next president!”. Repeat. Multiple times.
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
YOU ARE
WHAT YOU
ARE NOT
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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