Sponsor’s
Message
this
message is pointless as no one will ever read it. Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
Mildred,
have you seen Mildred who claims to have seen Mildred last week?
How
a tiger frees its mouth from an orgasm, or: The chronicles of a day lifer with
Jonathan as a doughnut
Quote
of the Day
“You side with life only when you utter – with all
your heart – a banality”
(Emil Cioran)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
If
life was any harder it would all turn to steel
A
Cruel and Absurd World…
One
man has died and another has lost his leg after jumping from a moving train in
Egypt. The pair were caught travelling without a ticket and after both were unable
to pay the small fine, were asked to leave the moving train.
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
to Barter for Pubic Hair at The Barber’s
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
How
do you extricate yourself from the excrement of life?
Things
You Will Probably Never Hear In 2019…
“May
I have the great honour of dancing with Madame? It will be my utmost pleasure to
escort you to the ballroom”
The
Meaning of Life?
Pies
and Sausage Rolls
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Every
person in the world, and who has ever lived, is always so pure, innocent, loving
and kind!”
“That
was worth the trouble!”
Something
to Wear
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Go
into a public space where a group of people are waiting to listen to a speaker
and sing loudly, Eminem’s, My Name Is:
“Hi,
my name is, what? My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady”
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
PUT
YOUR
HEAD
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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