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Opening Absurdity

Purple and Pink Pity Part in my Pants and you’re Perverted

Dual Quote of the Day

“There is no solution, because there is no problem” (Marcel Duchamp)
“There is no problem, because there is no solution” (Shigeko Kubota)

A Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said

Say Nay or Yay but never Hey

A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…

An Instagram 'influencer' has received a barrage of online hate and criticism after promoting that she would be donating $1 to Australian bushfire victims for every one of her products sold. Her hideous crime? Only promising $1 instead of something significantly greater. She has now gone into hiding while her competitors, who promised no donation, are peacefully continuing on as normal.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7680337/Sarahs-Day-attempt-raise-money-bushfire-victims-backfires-fans-turn-against-her.html

Book Title You Will Probably Never See…

Bowels and Balls – An Academic Review

Super Angry Black T-Shirt Front
https://teespring.com/en-GB/super-angry

Possibly Wise, Probably Foolish Questions…

What colour is an orgasm?
Is each orgasm a different colour?
Are orgasms multi-coloured?

Things You Will Probably Never Hear In 2019…

“For the honour and glory of thy king I pledge my allegiance to the great battle!”

The Meaning of Life?

Does it matter?

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“The 51st page of the OH&S manual was so profound that it moved me to tears!”

A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…

Last night 25% of people worldwide pretended to eat small grapes from the floor while simultaneously saying, “Well, I never!”

From The Great Monty Python…

“Good evening. Tonight on ‘Is There?’ we examine the question, ‘Is there a life after death?’ And here to discuss it are three dead people.”
(From, Flying Circus)

Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said


“What better way to die than in complete and utter agony! YOLO!”

Go Absurd! Exercise:

If close by, crawl from your front door all the way to the nearest shop before purchasing something and crawling all the way home

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…

SLOW
FASTER
MORON

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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