Sponsor’s
Message
Let
us marvel at the nothingness of everything. Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
Drinking
margaritas at the local drive-through is an epiphany at the Ballroom which is
an UnBallroom in disguise. That was so funny which is…
Quote
of the Day
“A sense of humour is the only divine quality
of man” (Arthur Schopenhauer)
An
Absurd World…
A
primary school in Perth, Australia, has abolished free play at recess in favour
of ‘instructional play’ where teachers structure how students ‘play’ and
interact. Now there is only 15 minutes for the entire day where students at
this school can have ‘free play’ away from meddling adults armed with
instructions
A
Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
The
impermanence of the world is one thing, while the impermanence of the world is
another
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
to Become a British Miner While in Uruguay
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
Is
it better to overstand, understand, or just stand?
The
Meaning of Life?
Dada
Absurd
Pick-Up Line…
“Your
penis would look GREAT in my vagina!”
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“The
word, genitals, is probably the greatest, most amazing, and sexiest word
in the English language”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
Right
now, 95% of people are bending over
From
The Great Monty Python…
“House?
You were lucky to have a house! We used to live in one room, all hundred and
twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled
together in one corner for fear of falling.”
“You
were lucky to have a room. We used to have to live in a corridor.”
“Oh we used to dream of livin’ in a corridor! Woulda’ been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us.”
“Oh we used to dream of livin’ in a corridor! Woulda’ been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us.”
(From,
The Four Yorkshire Men sketch)
“You’re
extremely impatient for someone who will have me for eternity!”
Modern
Wank
“But
it’s good for the Economy”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Pick
a book and carry it around all day, picking lines from it to read aloud
whenever you need to speak
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
I
SAW YOU
C
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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