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Message
Feeling
Normal? Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
People
who live in glass stones shouldn’t throw houses
Quote
of the Day
“Absurdity
and anti-absurdity are the two poles of creative energy.”
(Karl Lagerfeld)
(Karl Lagerfeld)
A
Saying That Will Unlikely Become Popular…
To
suck is to blow
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
An
Australian man whose image of him rescuing a baby kangaroo in 2011 went viral
has now told that not long after this he received relentless bullying at work,
hate from strangers, and even death threats.
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
to Stay Focused While Cooking Christmas Pudding in The Nude
Something
to Wear
The
Meaning of Life?
Oral
Sex
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Sir,
by chance does your penis have an aneurysm?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
87%
of people worldwide have painted themselves yellow and green at some point in
their lives while drinking absinthe
From
The Great Woman Leonora Carrington…
The
skeleton was as happy as a madman whose straightjacket had been taken off. He
felt liberated at being able to walk without flesh. The mosquitoes didn't bite
him anymore. He didn't have to have his hair cut. He was neither hungry nor
thirsty, hot nor cold. He was far from the lizard of love.
(From
the Book, The Seventh Horse And Other Tales)
“It’s
only when we die that we live”
Modern
Wank
“Hard
Working Families” (repeated endlessly by a politician)
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
In
a public spot, such as a beach or mall, look like you are searching frantically
for something and if someone asks what you are looking for, or if they can
help, say, “I am searching for the Holy Grail!”. If no one approaches after 10
minutes say loudly a few times, to no one in particular, “I am REALLY searching
for the Holy Grail!!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
BAA
BAR
RED
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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