Sponsor’s
Message
Dream
of Nothing! Dream of Everything! Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
Free
lunches are everywhere
(if
you steal them)
((and
if you steel them, they’ll just go hard))
Quote
of the Day
“Absurdity
is the ecstasy of intellectualism.”
(Criss Jami, Salomé: In Every Inch In Every Mile)
(Criss Jami, Salomé: In Every Inch In Every Mile)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
If
it wasn’t for Martha, you’d be Arthur
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
A
UK mother of three has spoken about being forced to live in a house full of
damp and mould along with her concerns for her family’s health.
"I
have a 15-month-old son and I can't put him on the floor in case he picks the
fungus up and eats it."
“Even
my own GP has told us we should get out as a matter of urgency and I've been in
tears trying to get this sorted out."
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Unknowing
the Unknown Unknowable: A Farmer’s Perspective in the Medium of a Liturgical
Service
The
Meaning of Life?
To
exercise your youth and arrest your old
Something to Wear
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Does
the licence include a factor zero in honour of the subjugated?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
23%
of people pronounce to at least two strangers every day at 9.33am,
“I
love the world when I don’t hate it!”
From
the Great Little Britain…
Radiographer: If you could
just use this to cover your testicles.
Emily Howard: I'm a lady, I don't have testicles. [Simpers] Well perhaps tiny little lady testicles.
Emily Howard: I'm a lady, I don't have testicles. [Simpers] Well perhaps tiny little lady testicles.
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said
“It
would be a pity if my final words were, ‘if you’re not dying, you’re living…”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Go
to the nearest shopkeeper and sincerely ask,
“What
happens when you grow young?”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
POLLY
PEPPERS
PETER
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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