Sponsor’s
Message
Absurdity
is Freedom,
Freedom
is Absurd.
GO
ABSURD!
Opening
Absurdity
“The
best things in life are free”
(when
you have paid a lot of money for them)
Quote
of the Day
“To
suffer is the great modality of taking the world seriously”
(Emil
Cioran)
An
Absurd World: Flashback to Medieval Times
Medieval
Deaths:
William
Scrym, died 1382, fell from a tree attempting to overthrow a nest of magpies.
Robert
of Rushton, imprisoned for errors in his account, died in prison of hunger and
cold in 1323
Henry
Debordesle, died 1343, long sick with diseases, smote himself in the belly with
a knife worth one penny
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That May Have Been Said
Before
you leave your room, make sure the world’s right for you
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
What’s
the Difference Between Midnight and Midnight Blue? And Other Urgent Questions
An
Unlikely Public Boast and Proclamation…
“I
just had a salty orgasm!”
The
Meaning of Life?
“It
makes no sense to say that death is the goal of life, but what else is there to
say?” (Emil Cioran)
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“That
Big Bastard is a Beautiful Blonde Bureaucrat!”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
98.9%
of people worldwide who can read, have read Shakespeare’s entire literary output
in 3 different languages
From
The Great Man Bob Dylan…
Mona
tried to tell me
To stay away from the train line
She said that all the railroad men
Just drink up your blood like wine
An’ I said, “Oh, I didn’t know that
But then again, there’s only one I’ve met
An’ he just smoked my eyelids
An’ punched my cigarette”
To stay away from the train line
She said that all the railroad men
Just drink up your blood like wine
An’ I said, “Oh, I didn’t know that
But then again, there’s only one I’ve met
An’ he just smoked my eyelids
An’ punched my cigarette”
(From
the song, Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again)
“Go
do a Crossword; the clue for 1 across is, my death”
Something
to Wear
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Go
on a train and just before each stop (as the train is pulling into the
platform) do 5 push-ups in the middle of the carriage before taking your seat
once more. Make sure your journey contains at least 5 stops before your final
destination...
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
HONK
IF YOU’RE
ABSURD!
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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