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Opening
Absurdity
There’s
a man in the hills with a shaved vagina
Lay
ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Come
to the hills for a lonely stranger
Lay
ee odl lay ee odl-oo
(to
be sung to the tune of The Lonely Goatherd)
Quote
of the Day
“Have
you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?”
(Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth)
(Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth)
A
Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
“Life
is Like a Good Porno: Real”
A
Cruel and Absurd World…
An
Australian man has taken his own life just a day after video footage emerged
showing him confronting a group of drag queens who were reading to children at
a library. The man was the president of the politically Right group, the UQ
Liberal National Club, who staged the protest and were seen chanting “drag
queens are not for kids” as they confronted the drag queens at the family
event. Predictably, social media users piled it on, heavily criticising the man
in question, who happened to be openly homosexual and against same sex
marriage. Liberal MP George Christensen was greatly saddened by the social
media response and its consequence, vowing to quit Twitter because of it:
“Suicide
happens when Twitter keyboard warriors pile on an individual for a political
protest.
“Twitter
is broken. It’s for ad hominem attacks & pile-ons, not real discourse. And
it’s aided & abetted by the media. I can’t delete the media but I am
deleting my twitter account. Bye.”
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
to Speak 20 Languages in Reverse! !esreveR ni segaugnaL 02 kaepS ot woH
The
Meaning of Life?
“You
have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance” (Ray Bradbury)
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“What
a great green giant gina you have there!”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
31.9%
of people globally have tongues of which 3.6789% can speak tongues
From
the Great Monty Python…
"It's
just gone eight o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set
to explode."
(Monty
Python's Flying Circus)
“Of
course I want my death notice to read: ‘We would like to express our
condolences on the tragic loss of your human being’.”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Go
up to at least 5 strangers (simultaneously if you want) and smile and loudly
proclaim/ask: “Did you see that show on TV last night?”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
I
DIDN’T
MEAN
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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