Sponsor’s
Message
This
Sponsor is Starving! Go Absurd!
Opening
Absurdity
Mr
Sally says it does do do do! DO?
Like
a fearless leader with no pants on…
Mrs
Sally says do
Quote
of the Day
“Whether out of inadvertence or
incompetence, he who however briefly halts humanity on its march is humanity’s
benefactor.” (Emil Cioran)
An
Absurd World…
A
woman in Utah is facing jail time and the possibility of being placed on the
sex offender’s register for ten years after committing the heinous crime of going
topless inside her own house while her traumatized step children looked on in
horror
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
You
know what they always say, appreciate the latter while enjoying the former
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
A
Metaphorical Academic Review on Glaciers and Leaves
A
Possibly Foolish, Possibly Pointless Question…
Do
they sell candy in Mars?
The
Meaning of Life?
Buying
and Selling Candy in Mars
An
Unlikely Conversation….
“What
would you like for breakfast Sir Dame?”
“Yugoslav
anchovies with a garnish of Danish Spring”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
53.2%
of people globally play the flute in bed while watching reruns of Jerry
Springer
From
The Great Monty Python…
“I'm
glad to say we've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you required. We will,
of course, need for security the deed to your house, the deed to your aunt's
house, of your wife's parents' house, and of your granny's bungalow. And we
will, in addition, need a controlling interest in the stock of your new
company, unrestricted access to your private bank accounts, the deposit of your
three children in our vaults as hostages, and a full legal indemnity in case of
any embezzlement carried out against you by members of our staff during the
normal course of their duties."
(From,
Monty Python's Flying Circus)
“You’re
all schadenfreude addicts! I didn’t think my death was that funny!”
Modern
Wank
Boss’s/CEO’s
who discuss their employees as a ‘team’ or ‘like family’
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Go
into a public place that has a piano (free for the public to use) and sit down at this piano
with confidence announcing, “I would now like to play, for all distinguished
guests, the flight of the bumblebee…” and then tap away randomly while
singing loudly, “Well I guess that’s why they call it the Blues…”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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