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Willing
to die with, or for, no reason? GO ABSURD!
Opening
Absurdity
You
can always count on Wee to come out of our Urethra's
(that
was pathetic, that was awesome, that was in between, ‘weak as piss’ ha ha ha…)
Quote
of the Day
“As
for plumbing, that is absurd. The only works of art America has given are her
plumbing and her bridges”
(From,
The Blind Man, edited by Henri-Pierre Roche, Beatrice Wood, and Marcel
Duchamp)
An
Absurd World…
‘Woman
jailed after making more than a thousand nuisance calls to Met Police over
three years’
A
54-year-old London Woman made over 1200 calls to the police in the hope of
getting arrested, which she finally achieved along with a jail term of 10 weeks.
Over a 3-year period the woman “pestered police operators” often in “rambling”
calls that were anything but an emergency…
A
Saying Not Worth Saying That I Am Saying…
There
is Ours in Yours so what’s yours is ours…
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Life:
A Pornographic Guide with WORDS
The
Meaning of Life?
Writing
a blog post that no one will ever read
(without
a good dose of Capitalism’s lover, MARKETING, and its good friend, SEO)
Said
No One, Probably Ever (without lying)
“Every
day of my life has been extremely easy, and every second filled with pleasure.
My life has been like a never ending climax”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
23%
of people find 22% of people annoying and melancholy when they eat ice-cream
From
The Great Man Bob Dylan…
“More
people should wear pink suspenders in London and Lisbon while reciting advertisements
they see online. That’s the meaning of life, and it’s a pity I am only learning
it now on my deathbed”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Go
to a public movie theatre, watch a movie, and halfway through randomly say out
loud, “Hello!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
IT
PROBABLY
WASN’T
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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