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Go Absurd 66 - The Trying Issue


Quote of the Day

“How wonderful to be vastly alone! To be able to talk to ourselves out loud, to walk around without being looked at, to lean back in an undisturbed reverie! Every house becomes an open field, every room has the breadth of a farm.”
(Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)

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Now is not the time to be looking for sponsors…

An Unlikely Start to A Story…

She nervously reached again for her vagina and found, with pride, that it was no longer there…

An Absurd World…

A Kazakh body builder has recently announced the postponement of his wedding to a sex-doll named Margo because of the coronavirus pandemic...

A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said

Now is not the time to try. Yesterday was not the time to try. Tomorrow will not be the time to try
person tumbling on gray concrete road 
Book Title You Will Probably Never See…

Coming and Cumming In The Age Of Absurdity: A Philogiocaticalismistic Review

The Meaning of Life?

Not Trying

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“Let’s have a virtual literature review party! No one’s invited!”

A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…

23.2% of the world yesterday decided to play board games in the nude with the winner getting a shot of fine Whiskey

From The Great Man Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss "Ted" Geisel) …

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting
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“That’s funny, I thought I was about to die!”

Go Absurd! Exercise:

Write in a comments section of any website you choose, Hello Dear Henry!

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…

WINE
HELPS YOU
LIVE/LOVE
LONGER

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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