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Opening
Absurdity
“Question
your tea spoons” (Georges Perec, Species of Spaces and Other Pieces)
“Hello
Mr Magee! How’s your flea?”
Response:
“My vagina is sore and you’re fired”
Response:
“What’s that got to do with pizza?
Response:
“It’s a metaphysical contingency”
Response:
“Poo”
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
A
pre-storm is a storm before a storm
An
Absurd World…
You’re
looking right at it
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
to Intercourse with Big-Headed People
The
Meaning of Life?
?
+ ? = ?2
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Martha
probably did a farta; Did I mention it was 1973 and I came?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
67.3998%
of all people worldwide just disagreed with what I said
From
The Great Man Alfred Jarry…
“That’s
a beautiful speech, but nobody’s listening. Let’s go.”
(from
Ubu Roi)
“It
is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a pistol in one’s own
bedroom”
“I
suppose now isn’t the time to tell you, in order, who my top ten favourite porn
stars are?”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Go
up to a sign in a public place, with many people close by, and loudly exclaim, “That’s
Impressive!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
NOT FUNNY
DICK
AND
FANNY
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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