Quote
of the Day
“Man
of ideals that I am, perhaps my greatest ambition is really no more than to
keep sitting at this table in this café.
“Everything
is futile, like stirring dead ashes, and hazy like the moment before dawn
breaks.”
(Fernando
Pessoa)
Sponsor’s
Message
Don’t
Bother
– That’s My Motto For Winners
Opening
Absurdity
For
many it’s already been opened, like Pandora’s box, so now we just need to….
An
Absurd World…
A
23-year-old Texas man who put up a fake post on Facebook saying that he had
been diagnosed with Covid-19 as a ‘social experiment’ has now lost his job and
is facing jail time, despite not long after admitting it was a joke and
amending the original post.
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
If
it isn’t carpet, it isn’t carpet
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
It
Shudders When It Hurts: A Tautological Response to Fairy Floss
The
Meaning of Life?
Deknowledging
ourselves (whatever that means...)
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“It
was very reproachful of your medieval ideological ways to disseminate and
inseminate the documents with such grandiose proportions that it was unbecoming
of a lady to be seen as thou knowest on Instagram, YOLO, and friends!”
A
Statistic That May Be?…
99%
of life is dedicated to 1% of life
From
The Great Woman Leonora Carrington…
“The
full moon shone brightly between the trees, so I was able to see, a few yards
in front of me, the origins of a distressing noise. It was two cabbages having
a terrible fight. They were tearing each other’s leaves off with such ferocity
that soon there was nothing but torn leaves everywhere and no cabbages.
“Never
mind,” I told myself, “It’s only a nightmare.” But then I remembered suddenly
that I’d never gone to bed that night, and so it couldn’t possibly be a
nightmare. “That’s awful.”
(From, The Oval Lady, Other Stories: Six Surreal Stories)
(From, The Oval Lady, Other Stories: Six Surreal Stories)
“The
clear highlight of my life was watching a penis enter a vagina!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
As
you observe someone looking through a shop window, announce,
“The
windows get cleaned once every 23.2 years by His and Her majesty… Not really!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
STEAL
THIS
SIGN
(or steel it)
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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