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Quote of the Day

“Is there another life? Shall I awake and find all this a dream? There must be, we cannot be created for this sort of suffering.” (John Keats)

Sponsor’s Message

Message? No Message?

Opening Absurdity

“Like a horny virgin on Speed….”
is not something you hear every day, or maybe you do…

A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…

A 32-year-old woman in an Oklahoma City McDonalds, has shot at employees and injured three, after being told that the dining area was closed because of Covid-19 restrictions.
Only a week before a security guard in Michigan had been killed from a gunshot after telling a customer that her son needed to wear a face mask to enter the store.


A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said

To be or to be, that is the only question, to be


Book Title You Will Probably Never See…

Grating Cheese For 60 Years! How You Can Too!

The Meaning of Life?

Sexually Transmitted Diseases
brown and beige round fruits 
Said No One, Probably Ever….

“The shops dadada the shops dadada, the shops were singing yesterday, so I bought them!”

A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…

67.77% of people prefer to have sex in the nude

From The Great Man E.M. Cioran

“…Rivarol (eighteenth-century French writer and journalist) boasted of being able, at the climax of a certain convulsion, to solve a geometry problem.”
(From, Drawn and Quartered, page 27)


“Did you see Napoleon on horseback? He was solving algebra”

Go Absurd! Exercise:

On a sunny day, clear of all clouds, announce in a public place, “Oh why does it always have to rain!”

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…

YOU
WASN’T
HERE
(HEAR?)

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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