Quote
of the Day
“…to
exist is always stupid and banal.” (Fernando Pessoa)
Sponsor’s
Message
Brought
to you by the quoter of the day himself, let’s hear it for Fernando Pessoa!:
“…I hate what’s useful”
Opening
Absurdity
No
need to open what has already been let out many many many years ago, at the start
of civilisation (and many would argue, well before…)
The
train has ears on a panda yo yo lar lar, stream of consciousness yadayadayada.
Poo. “did you see it? What, now I’m answering my own question?” Well, no, pop tarts
An
Absurd World…
A
30-year old American woman has taken a hot pink sex toy to a Home Depot store to
get it scanned to make a paint in the same colour to use in the adult shop she
manages
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said…
You’re
one peanut short of an apple
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
To Conquer Conquering and The Consequences of Excessive Flatulence in The Nude
The
Meaning of Life?
Rephrasing
the question and answer
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“It
feels like a frightful feffisode where everyone gets fished. And yes, I
said ‘feffisode’.”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
44.72%
of people between the ages of 45-46 have had diarrhoea in the past 3 days
From
The Great Man Charles Bukowski…
Play
the Piano drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the fingers begin to bleed a
bit
(From
one of his book titles (not pictured))
“Ah! Now I get
it!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
When
a train pulls up on a busy platform, say very loudly, so everyone can hear,
“So,
this what they call a train, huh?”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
JUST
DON’T
IT
|
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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