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Go Absurd 81 – It Would Be Rude Not To


Quote of the Day

“Effort is useless but entertains”
(Fernando Pessoa)

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Absurd World

‘Pair hired for man's broom sexual fantasy turn up in bedroom at wrong address with machetes’

A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said

Three in the hand is worth two in the tree
persons left hand on green leaves during daytime 
Book Title You Will Probably Never See…

Coming In The 2020’s: A Methodological Comparison With The 1920’s and 1640’s in Regressive Logic Statistics

A Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…

Do people lie in, or through, their teeth?

The Meaning of Life?

Goldman Sachs

Said No One, Probably Ever….

“I want to teach a bird to sing a dog song with cat connotations”

A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…

23.75% of people who drink milk, drank chocolate with cream for 47.2% of last night

From The Great Man Bob Dylan

Oh, it’s pound down the rails and it’s tie down the tents
Get that canvas flag a-flying
Well, let the caterpillars spin, let the Ferris wheel wind
Following them fairgrounds a-calling
(From the song, Dusty Old Fairgrounds)
white ferris wheel near body of water

“I feel indifferent toward the split-second I bothered to exist.”

Go Absurd! Exercise:

Walk down a busy public street and exclaim,
“It wasn’t quite like THIS in 1873!”

A Sign You Will Probably Never See…

IF
YOU
COULD

Remember

Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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