Quote
of the Day
“Today
we are always as ready to judge as we are to fornicate.”
(Albert
Camus, The Fall)
News
Flash!
A
Crisis That Happens Each Day In Our Homes!
A
47-year-old woman was recently discovered indecent in the house she had been
living in for the last 20 years. It is alleged that the woman was found naked
while taking a shower! Sheriff Abs, visibly distressed, stated that,
“This
is a crisis that has been going on for far too long in our country. What if
someone had walked past the woman’s house at the exact time she had been in a
compromising position and the curtains had been open and one of the walls had
blown down and the shower door had been left open and she had been facing the
passer-by?
“That
passer-by would have to live with that distressing image for the rest of their
lives. They may be so traumatized that they never work again and thus become a
burden on our Economy. It just isn’t fair but it is happening in millions and
millions of our homes each day. Enough is enough!”
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said…
The
world is either sucking or screwing
Cartoon
You Will Probably Never See…
The
World of Skanky Monsters and Me
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
An
American man wrongly convicted of rape has finally been freed after spending
the last 44 years of his life in jail. 44 YEARS!
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/08/28/us/ronnie-long-nc-wrongful-conviction-trnd/index.html
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
The
Long Road to Ejaculation: A Fire Speaks Out
The
Meaning of Life?
Cliché
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“I
just need to do an audit of my penis thingy. It won’t take long…it’s never
enjoyed filling in forms”
From
The Great Man Emil Cioran…
“We
meet someone, we see him plunged into an impenetrable and unjustifiable world,
in a mass of desires and convictions superimposed on reality like a morbid
structure. Having made a system of mistakes for himself, he suffers for reasons
whose nullity alarms the mind and surrenders himself to values whose absurdity
leaps to the eye. What are his undertakings but trifles, and is the feverish
symmetry of his concerns any better than an architecture of twaddle?”
(From
his book, A Short History of Decay)
A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
Yesterday,
52.389% of people were within 1000 miles of a tree while pulling down their
pantaloons
Deathbed Final Words That Have Probably
Been Said…
“I was born for
this!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Randomly
say, quite loudly, at a public or pubic gathering,
“Remember
that time I was alive and living? Well, that was called life and farmer
Joe said he had one too but only much BIGGER!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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BORN YESTERDAY DUDE! |
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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