Quote
of the Day
“Woe
to him who seeks to please rather than appall.”
(Herman
Melville, Moby-Dick)
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
The
latest absurd craze known as the ‘Gender Reveal Party’ has caused more mayhem,
this time starting off, allegedly, the huge El Dorado fire in California
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Jolting
Jack and Jackalina: A Peer-Reviewed Philosophical Inquiry
Absurd
Wondering and Wandering…
Is
there anyone in the world who has the surname Penis or the surname Vagina?
Deathbed Final Words That May Have Been
Said…
“It
was not fun while it lasted…”
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
Make
it big or make it small but whatever you do don’t make it
The
Meaning of Life?
tinea
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“My
mum said I needed to be deferential and to practice differentiation and to be
differentiated amongst genders and people. So, I wore a fanny pack.”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
13.238%
of people, in the last minute AND WORLDWIDE!!, laughed at what they just said
while masturbating and masticating
From
The Great Man Fernando Pessoa…
“To
dream, for example, that I’m simultaneously, separately, severally the man and
the woman on a stroll that a man and woman are taking along the river. To see
myself – at the same time, in the same way, with equal precision and without
overlap, being equally but separately integrated into both things – as a
conscious ship in a south sea and a printed page from an old book. How absurd
this seems! But everything is absurd, and dreaming least of all.”
(From,
The Book of Disquiet)
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
In
a public place, proudly announce,
“I’m
going to shave my hair for charity…one day!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
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TAKE YOUR EAR OFF |
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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