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Go Absurd 91–It Only Gets Worse… Or Was It…

 Introduction


“…because this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away; and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”

(Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)

*book (in the original quote from Pessoa)


Quote of the Day


“But what is absurd, or rather what is unusual, is first and foremost what exists, reality.”

EUGENE IONESCO, Conversations with Eugene Ionesco)


A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…


A 54-year-old American man has died, according to doctors, because of his daily habit of consuming one-and-a-half bags of liquorice…

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-54269144


Book Title You Will Probably Never See…


A History of World Desire Between the Years 1855 to 1856: A Methodological Study

 


A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said


two pennies in the tree is worth three in the crowd


The Meaning of Life?


To Make Questions


Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Questions…


When did they decide Rambo was a hero? Or was it Bambi?


Said No One, Probably Ever….


“Did you hear about the astronomer who became a cheerleader for the local football team while he was incarcerated?”


A Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…


83.44% of all people and rocks yesterday gesticulated with their fingers while ice-cream dribbled down their chins


From The Great Man E.M. Cioran


“The man who does not adore himself is yet to be born. Everything that lives loves itself; if not, what would be the source of the dread which breaks out in the depths and on the surfaces of life? Each of us is, for himself, the one fixed point in the universe. And if someone dies for an idea, it is because it is his idea, and his idea is his life.”

(From the book, A Short History of Decay)



Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably Never Said


“How about that gender-gender person who was about to…”


Go Absurd! Exercise:


When walking past a gathering, randomly give the following passing comment,

“Did you know it actually takes three to tango?”


A Sign You Will Probably Never See…


GET

OVER

YOU


Remember


Absurd responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is absurd?)

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