“…because
this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away;
and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”
(Fernando
Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)
*book
(in the original quote from Pessoa)
Quote
of the Day
“When
you're in the shit up to your neck, there's nothing left to do but sing.”
(Samuel
Beckett)
An
Absurd World…
Three
men from the UK were recently trapped in a tumble dryer, with one of the men
having to be rushed to hospital
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13070026/men-trapped-industrial-tumble-dryer/
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
Two
birds in the hole is worth one in the ground
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Platitudes
For The Penis: Hard Words To Ejaculate Into Your Daily Discourse
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
Is
that an apocalypse on your shoulder?
The
Meaning of Life?
Entering and Exiting
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“The
cleaning bill is dirty due to decay or was it foul play?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
23.999%
of all animals, precisely at 11.59pm, decided they were human
From
The Great Man Fernando Pessoa…
“You
are no doubt asking me, within yourselves, what meaning these sentences have.
Don’t make that mistake. Say goodbye to the childish error of asking words and
things what they mean. Nothing means anything.”
(From,
The Book of Disquiet)
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said
“The
most valuable thing you will ever receive is a sneeze… achoo!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Before
exiting a nightclub loudly exclaim,
“Mommy/Mummy
we NEED to get home!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
EAT DRINK FORGET THIS |
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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