“…because
this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away;
and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”
(Fernando
Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)
*book
(in the original quote from Pessoa)
Quote
of the Day
“Man
suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.” (Alan
Watts)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
Is
the glass half-empty or empty?
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
A
freak gust of wind has lifted a jumping castle seven metres in the air resulting
in serious injuries to two children who have undergone surgery and are now in a
serious but stable condition
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
To Get The Job You Don’t Want By Trying, AKA, Living
Absurd Magazine Article Title…
86
Ways To Pleasure Your Partner To A Restless Orgasm That Lasts For 3.3 Seconds
The
Meaning of Life?
A
faux life of meaning
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“What
a striking pair of equal and diverse knickerbockers you have there! Do they
only come in one size and colour?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
1.337%
of all people in London have eaten bread at some point in their lives
From
The Great Man Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel)…
“Did
you ever fly a kite in bed?
Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head?
Did you ever milk this kind of cow?
Well, we can do it. We know how.
If you never did, you should.
These things are fun and fun is good.”
(From, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish)
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said..
“Do they wear aftershave, and/or deodorant, in Heaven?”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
In
a public place say, to no one in particular,
“Do
you know what my name is? Me neither”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
GIVE UP DOWN |
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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