“…because
this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away;
and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”
(Fernando
Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)
*book
(in the original quote from Pessoa)
Quote
of the Day
“The
fact that life has no meaning is a reason to live – moreover, the only
one.”
(E. M. Cioran)
An
Absurd World…
Huge
numbers of people applying to work at McDonald’s…
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/law-graduates-mcdonalds-rejection-email-23081786
We’ve
got a really rigorous selection process at McDonald’s and a large number of
people apply to work with us each day…
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
Up
in the hills is down in the valleys
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
To Migrate To The Sahara Desert: Or Was It A Southern Dessert?
The
Meaning of Life?
Eating
ice-cream and defecating while it snows
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Let’s
have an academic study of the clitoris that includes reams and reams of
literature reviews from the 18th century”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
73%
of people have hated and loved 83.3% of all people
From
The Great Woman Leonora Carrington…
“The
long tentacles of vision and understanding have withdrawn and all that is left
to me is the ragged black hole of my loss. Loss and the world around. A noisy
puzzle whose solution is another puzzle noisier and more stupid. The circle
widens toward nothing.
The
answer is hiding somewhere, if I could only read.”
(From, The Seventh
Horse And Other Tales)
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said
“All
I ask is for one more orgasm, preferably in the reverse-cowgirl position.”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Kick
a football through a goal before completing a lap of the oval/square/whatever,
hands raised, yelling,
“Goal!
Goal! Goal!”
(a
crowd must be present to watch this)
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
GO HOME SOFT |
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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