“…because
this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away;
and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”
(Fernando
Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)
*book (in the original quote from Pessoa)
Quote
of the Day
“It
is because we are all impostors that we endure each other. The man who does not
consent to lie will see the earth shrink under his feet: we are biologically
obliged to the false.” (E. M. Cioran)
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said
You
know what they say about dirty underpants?! They’re Muddy!
A
Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World…
An
Australian mother of two has died after falling 80 metres from a scenic
clifftop in front of her family after climbing over a safety barrier to take a
photo. This isn’t the first time this has happened at the popular tourist spot
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
How
To Write Poetry On Your Knees While Driving A Car And Eating Ice-Cream
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
Is
it rude or naïve to ask questions?
The
Meaning of Life?
Yawning
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Was
that you gallivanting around the circumference of my genitals while singing, auld
lang syne, and sipping fine port from a shoe?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
72.333444555325%
of all people in the world, at midday, will, temporarily, be unable to read
From
The Great Man Daniil Kharms…
All
all the trees go piff
all
all the rocks go paff
all
all of nature poof.
(From
the book, Today I Wrote Nothing)
Deathbed Final Words That May Have Been
Said…
“If
only I would die right NOW!..."
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Lie
down on a blanket in the middle of a public park and every time someone walks
past, call out, in an annoyed tone,
“As
you can see, I’m SLEEPING!”
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
IT USED TO BE |
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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