“…because
this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away;
and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”
(Fernando
Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)
*book
(in the original quote from Pessoa)
Quote
of the Day
“I
am not well; I could have built the Pyramids with the effort it takes me to
cling on to life and reason.”
(Franz Kafka, Letters to Felice)
An
Absurd World…
A
UK couple in their mid-20’s, arguably at the height of their sexual urges and
powers, have claimed that they only have sex once a year: on Christmas day
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/13492374/only-sex-once-year-december-25-christmas-present/
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said…
His
dick was bigger than his eyes
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
I
Want To Go To A Large Automobile Show To Show Off My Large Pen (and other tales
of Heroin and Heroism)
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
Can
you take meds with tampons?
The
Meaning of Life?
Doing
something for nothing
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“Did
you see the jugular metaphysically apply a superficial position to the leading
man’s thigh while taking a selfie under the influence of caffeine and
Heidegger?”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
63.73%
of all people think they are great 86.4% of the time when they are found in a
compromised position
From The Great Woman Leonora Carrington…
“You may not believe in magic but something very strange is happening at this very moment. Your head has dissolved into thin air and I can see the rhododendrons through your stomach. It's not that you are dead or anything dramatic like that, it is simply that you are fading away and I can't even remember your name.”
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said…
“I
never thought dying would be so much fun!”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Go
on a train and before arriving at each station loudly announce that the train
is approaching the name of the previous station…
A
Sign You Will Probably Never See…
|
SHOULDN’T BOTHER (but you will) |
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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