“…because
this blog* is absurd, I love it; because it is useless, I want to give it away;
and because wanting to give it to you serves no purpose, I give it to you…”
(Fernando
Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet)
*book
(in the original quote from Pessoa)
Quote
of the Day
“If
a man has his eyes bound, you can encourage him as much as you like to stare
through the bandage, but he'll never see anything.”
(Franz Kafka, The Castle)
An
Absurd World…
A
woman in the UK has made over £50k selling her used knickers, toenail clippings
and hair to random men found over the Internet…
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/4344217/ex-cleaner-makes-50k-selling-her-used-knickers/
A
Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said…
To
be bold is to be bald; and to be bald is to be bold
Book
Title You Will Probably Never See…
Yodelling
To An Orgasm: How To Drink Wine In 5 Simple Steps
A
Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Question…
Is
it absurd to be absurd?
The
Meaning of Life?
Singing
in the nude while naked or undressed
Said
No One, Probably Ever….
“That’s
a mighty, Old Blighty, caress of the caresser who gallops while eating iced tea”
A
Statistic That Probably Never Was or Will Ever Be…
98.26%
of all dogs have never barked (but they have been bitten)
From
The Great Man Daniil Kharms…
We
closed our eyes,
People! People!
We
opened our eyes,
Warriors! Warriors!
Give
us the strength to fly over the water,
Birds! Birds!
Give
us the courage to die under the water,
Fish! Fish!
(From,
Today I Wrote Nothing)
Deathbed Final Words That Were Probably
Never Said
“I was here first
and now I am last and ironically I will not…”
Go
Absurd! Exercise:
Next
to a cat, exclaim,
“Do
you want to pat my cat? And I swear it’s not a pussy!”
A
Billboard You Will Probably Never See…
|
YOU DIDN’T DID YA |
Remember
Absurd
responsibly. The Buddhist no harm principle applies here. Do not harm
yourself or others when going absurd. (Maybe what I have just written is
absurd?)
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