Go Absurd

Quote of the Day   “Laughing at the universe liberated my life. I escape its weight by laughing. I refuse any intellectual translations of this laughter, since my slavery would commence from that point on.” (Georges Bataille, Guilty ) Sponsor’s Message The sponsoring of Go Absurd has been suspended until further notice Opening Absurdity “Question your tea spoons” (Georges Perec, Species of Spaces and Other Pieces ) “Hello Mr Magee! How’s your flea?” Response: “My vagina is sore and you’re fired” Response: “What’s that got to do with pizza? Response: “It’s a metaphysical contingency” Response: “Poo” A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said A pre-storm is a storm before a storm An Absurd World… You’re looking right at it   Book Title You Will Probably Never See… How to Intercourse with Big-Headed People The Meaning of Life? ? + ? = ? 2 Said No One, Probably Ever…. “Martha prob...

Quote of the Day “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.” (Dr. Seuss, AKA, Theodor Seuss "Ted" Geisel) Sponsor’s Message Are you absurd or are you absurd? Are you not absurd or are you not absurd? Does it matter? Go Absurd! Opening Absurdity She said, “you don’t absurd me!” So I replied, “you absurd what you receive” And I added, “you receive what you absurd” She replied by eating a chocolate éclair I replied by eating a cabbage She replied by masturbating I couldn’t reply… I was stubborn A Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said People make People; Unpeople make Unpeople A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… The New Yorker delves into the story of an American missionary called by God to help others in Uganda… She quickly becomes immersed ...

Quote of the Day “How wonderful to be vastly alone! To be able to talk to ourselves out loud, to walk around without being looked at, to lean back in an undisturbed reverie! Every house becomes an open field, every room has the breadth of a farm.” (Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet ) Sponsor’s Message Now is not the time to be looking for sponsors… An Unlikely Start to A Story… She nervously reached again for her vagina and found, with pride, that it was no longer there… An Absurd World… A Kazakh body builder has recently announced the postponement of his wedding to a sex-doll named Margo because of the coronavirus pandemic... https://www.rt.com/sport/484358-kazakh-bodybuilder-sex-doll-marriage-coronavirus/ A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said Now is not the time to try. Yesterday was not the time to try. Tomorrow will not be the time to try   Book Title You Will Probably Never See… Coming and Cumming In ...

Quote of the Day “The more we know about the Universe, the more meaningless it appears” (Steven Weinberg) Sponsor’s Message Who needs sponsors when you have the almighty ECONOMY benevolently giving to all? A Cruel Absurdity Out of 60 people who attended a choir rehearsal earlier this month in Seattle, 2 have died while 45 have COVID-19 symptoms. At that time there were no bans on public gatherings and no confirmed cases of COVID-19 in the area. Hand sanitizer was used and no hugs or handshakes were given. "It's just normal random people doing things that they love to do, and all of a sudden some people are dead," she said. "It's very sobering." https://gulfnews.com/world/americas/coronavirus-a-choir-decided-to-go-ahead-with-rehearsal-now-dozens-of-members-have-covid-19-1.1585541865619 A Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said… To live you must die and to die you must live and to live you must live and to die you must d...

Quote of the Day “There are no exact guidelines. There are probably no guidelines at all. The only thing I can recommend at this stage is a sense of humor, an ability to see things in their ridiculous and absurd dimensions, to laugh at others and at ourselves” (VACLAV HAVEL, address upon receiving the Open Society Prize awarded by Central European University, June 24, 1999) Sponsor’s Message Sponsor’s Message? Why Bother? Opening Absurdity Watch the news, observe the absurdity Eat some chocolate, drink some wine Repeat An Absurd World… A Wisconsin woman protesting the coronavirus has licked the door handle of a freezer at a food store while staring at the store manager who at the time was sanitizing the store. While in other news a social media influencer reportedly made a TikTok video of herself licking a toilet seat in an aeroplane...   https://www.kansascity.com/news/coronavirus/article241377711.html From The Great Man Daniil Kharms ...

Quote of the Day “Life is fragile and absurd” (Leo Tolstoy) “…Ignorance. It consists in not knowing, not understanding, that life is an evil and an absurdity.” (Leo Tolstoy) Sponsor’s Message Are you a business looking for an audience and exposure? You won’t get it here (March, 2020) Opening Absurdity Needless to say needles need kneading Coronavirus 101 Her house was burgled while a bugle player bugled – the only thing taken was a 6-pack of toilet paper An Absurd World… There is only one thing in the global news today – Coronavirus or, more specifically, COVID-19 ‘Panic buying’ is a term used to describe an absurd phenomenon that has led to many absurd scenarios around the world…   A Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said If it happened, it didn’t happen; if it didn’t happen, it didn’t happen Book Title You Will Probably Never See… How To Commute To Work While Engaging In Coitus A Possibly Wise, Possibly Foolish Qu...

Sponsor’s Message Is there a sponsor if the sponsor doesn’t sponsor? (what a pointless message) GO ABSURD! Opening Absurdity Open up any hole, any atom, any molecule, and you will find absurdity. ABSURDITY Quote of the Day “I look at the world and I see absurdity all around me. People do strange things constantly, to the point that, for the most part, we manage not to see it.” (David Lynch) An Absurd World… The toilet paper shelves are bare in supermarkets around Australia as people around the country panic-purchase large amounts of this now highly valued commodity so they can stock up in case the dreaded coronavirus spreads to their neck of the woods and they are forced indoors for an extended period of time. It has reached such a frenzy that a man was recently tasered by police after a toilet paper dispute in a retail store in Tamworth, New South Wales, while a group of women in Sydney got into a brawl at a supermarket over a jumbo packet of toil...