Go Absurd

Sponsors Message You Don’t Absurd Me! Go Absurd! Opening Absurdity “That’s a nice Nigerian petticoat you have there. Did you buy it from Uruguay?” Quote of the Day “Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” (Groucho Marx) A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… A Florida man has accidentally shot and killed his son-in-law after mistaking him for an intruder. The son-in law had flown 4,500 miles from Norway to surprise his Father-in-law for his 61 st birthday https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-accidentally-shoots-dead-soninlaw-after-mistaking-him-for-an-intruder-when-he-flew-thousands-of-a4253911.html A Wise and Foolish Saying That May Have Been Said… There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who speak, and those who talk Book Title You Will Probably Never See… How To Conduct A Job Interview While Engaging In Coitus The Meaning of Life? Coitus and Intercourse at the same t...

Sponsors Message When the world gets too serious throw absurdity and nonsense into its face. Go Absurd! Opening Absurdity Absurd magicians make the world go round. Or triangle (That was lame). (and writing that was lame) (and writing that was lame) (and writing that was lame) (and Quote of the Day “Let’s absurdify life from east to west” (Fernando Pessoa) Interesting Passage Long before Cage’s 4’33”, a musical piece in which nothing was played, Shinto shrines were said to offer “silent concerts,” in which wind instruments and strings assembled, and not a note was delivered. (From, A Beginner’s Guide to Japan  by Pico Iyer) A Possibly Wise Saying That May Have Been Said The best plans contain nothing Or The best plans contain no plan A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… An Australian woman couldn’t talk for 12 years because, unbeknown to her, she had a coin stuck between her vocal chords https://www.mamamia.com.au/m...

Sponsors Message Go Absurd by always remembering the three A’s: ·         Absurd ·         Adapt ·         Absurd Opening Absurdity Fashion disasters are world disasters; the world is clothed in dream Quote of the Day “Humans are creatures, who spent their lifes trying to convince themselves, that their existence is not absurd” (Albert Camus) A Wise Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said Variety is the spice of death A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… Drunkenness, unwanted groping and orgies are just some of the claims that have been made in a recent article against the actors who played the Munchkins in the iconic 1939 movie The Wizard of Oz . https://www.mirror.co.uk/film/judy-garland-groped-munchkins-wizard-20346575 Book Title You Will Probably Never See… The Art of Reading to Poor People in The Dark The Meaning of Life...

Sponsors Message Go Absurd: Subvert the Norms of Daily Existence! Opening Absurdity The French contortionist wore Budweiser shoes as she lifted her dreams to anvils. They didn’t Buy Now or Nothingness will spray you in the face! Quote of the Day “Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.” (Francis Bacon) A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said The woman in the mirror is not the one who looks out A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… Recently, a hoax went horribly wrong for an Indian man flying business class when he was sentenced to life in jail and ordered to pay $720,000 which is to be distributed to all who were on the flight. Allegedly he wrote the following note which was left in the toilet of the aircraft: Flight No. 9W 339 is covered by hijackers and aircraft should not be land and flown straight to POK A life changing 19 words… https://www...

Sponsors Message Thinking of Quitting? Go Absurd! Opening Absurdity Are you smitten with your life? But the dirt never heard you say it over the din of the 23 rd literature review. A man If you think that’s bad, think of the world… Quote of the Day “The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.” (Andre Breton) A Wise and Foolish Saying That May Have Been Said… Where there is hope there is no hope A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… In 2015 a man from Michigan had a 14-hour operation to remove an 80-pound mass in his scrotum after suffering from the rare condition, scrotal lymphedema . This is an abnormal swelling that can cause much discomfort and embarrassment for any man affected. The extra weight the Michigan man had been carrying around was the equivalent to five bowling balls. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3261988/Man-80lb-scrotum-14-hour-surgery-remove-giant-mass-resume-relations-wife-seven-years...

Sponsors Message Buy One Absurd Get Go Absurd Free! Opening Absurdity Reginald Palmer told the farmer it was karma and to read his book of Dharma (only $56 in all quality Dharma stores!) Quote of the Day “What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying.” (Albert Camus,  The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays ) A Wise and Foolish Saying That Will Probably Never Be Said Make haste while you waste your given life away A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… A doctor in South Korea has accidentally performed an abortion on the wrong woman after a mix up with patient charts. Police are investigating. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/24/world/asia/south-korea-abortion-mistake.html Book Title You Will Probably Never See… How To Spot Dandruff in Football Players Many Bureaucrats Have Probably Asked This, Many Times… “Is there anyone in your immediate family who can vouch for your existence?” The Meaning of Life...

Sponsors Message Join in the fun and Go Absurd! Opening Absurdity No one ever says: “I did it because it was the wrong thing to do” “How does dark chocolate pass through the veins?” No one ever asks Quote of the Day “Absurdity is one of the most human things about us: a manifestation of our most advanced and interesting characteristics.” (Thomas Nagel) A Wise and Foolish Saying That May Have Been Said? A man of mirth is a man of worth A Sometimes Cruel and Absurd World… An Italian man has accidentally shot and fatally wounded his father while hunting wild boar in southern Italy https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/italy-boar-death-fatal-shooting-salerno-martino-gaudioso-latest-a9116236.html The Meaning of Life? Goat Cheese and Avocado Yet More Absurdity… Banish the thoughts of a turd with a turd while eating activated whey and curds “Are you getting circumcised today?” said the old man to the older man whi...